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Joke of the Day

"Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy."

"Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase."

"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."

"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."

"What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !"

"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."

"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."

"Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on"

"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."