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Joke of the Day

"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"

"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"

"Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen"

"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."

"Polceman: ""I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."" Man: ""What's the charge?"" Polceman: ""Oh there's no charge. It's all part of the service."

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."