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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"

"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"

"Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way? They are both the same, just without the nuts."

"A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall... ..its a bit boring."

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"Can't remember the name of that 80's song, huh? You might have Wham!nesia..."

"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."