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Joke of the Day

"Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way? They are both the same, just without the nuts."

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"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."
"Me: Excited for the dance? 13yo: No, because you and mom will be there. Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin! 13yo: I need new parents."
"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."
"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"
"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"
"I think most people in California replaced being polite with putting avocado in everything they eat."
"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"
"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"