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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"

"What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum? It drives me nuts."

"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."

"Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!"

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"

"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"

"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."