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Joke of the Day

"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."

"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"

"It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics They often have to deal with calculus on the job."

"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."

"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."

"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."

"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."

"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."