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Joke of the Day

"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"

"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."

"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding."

"How do make a car top? 'Tep on the brake 'tupid."

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"What did the Banana do when he was accused of drowning his children and slowly torturing his wife to death? He appealed. He *appealed*."

"Sex is like pizza If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing"