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Joke of the Day
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"
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"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"
"I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime ""Aladdin"". The concept is a little wishy-washy."
"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"
"I hate when I shoot someone with finger pistols but I forgot to take the safety off so nothing happened and NOW IT'S SO AWKWARD :("
"My wife told me her bra and boobs aren't getting along... ... they had a falling out. ^^^^^^^I'll ^^^^^^^leave ^^^^^^^now..."
"What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC."
"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"
"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."
"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."