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Joke of the Day

"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"

"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."

"""I got you this for Valentine's Day."" [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] ""I think we should see other people."""

"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."

"This Post just says it all! It all."

"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."

"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"

"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"