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Joke of the Day

"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"

"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""

"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"

"BREAKING NEWS: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to release detailed document on what Willis was talking about."

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."