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Joke of the Day

"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"

"Me: Okay 2 it's time for bed 2: NO! Mommy go to bed Me: Okay *goes to bed"

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."

"What's the difference between Jesus & a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"A son asks his dad ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""Not yet son. We still haven't found anyone that wants you"""

"What would bears be without Bees Ears"

"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"

"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet."

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."