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Joke of the Day

"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."

"So a baby seal walks into a club"

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."

"I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face."

"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."

"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"

"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."

"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."

"What's common between a good boyfriend and a lion? They're both ready to eat you"