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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC."

"Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, ""a threesome?"" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise."

"I just gave my secretary a baby shower. Well, a potential baby shower. If you know what I mean."

"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."

"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles."

"Where do cousins come from? Aunt holes"

"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""

"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."