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Joke of the Day
"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."
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"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book it cost me a fortune in postage stamps"
"I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
"What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay. *walks away slowly*"
"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."
"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"
"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."