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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? They like 50% off everything"

"What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes? The posters."

"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"

"I remember when my mum used to tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter."

"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism."

"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"

"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."