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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"
Next Joke
"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"My toddler stole bacon off my plate. We all had a good laugh. Then I made her move out."
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"This post doesn't have any purpose... so why you still reading"
"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."
"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."
"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"
"My friend told me I didn't understand irony Which was ironic considering we were stood at a bus stop at the time."
"I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?"