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Joke of the Day
"They dont just hate him Chris' family doesn't just hate him, they ate him too"
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"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"
"How to be an asian... Just squint your eyes and say ""We all how smaw deek"" out loud."
"My ex wife got a boob job with my alimony What a bust."
"Every Adele song is about lasagna."
"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"
"Where did the word ""etymology"" come from?"
"Love is like Wi-Fi You can't see it, but you'll know when you lose it."