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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."
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"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."
"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"Why are politicians different from prostitutes? With prostitutes, the more money you pay the more you'll get fucked."
"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""
"The bartender asks, ""what can I get you?"" A neutrino walks into a bar. (See it arrived before it set off... myeh)"
"Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just to see if the government is really paying attention to you?"
"'I've been a very naughty girl!' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished . . .' So he invited his mother to stay for Christmas."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"
"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"