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Joke of the Day
"Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism."
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"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!"
"Mary Had a Little Lamb She also had a bear. I've seen Mary's little lamb. But, I've never seen her bear."
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"
"My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level."
"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."
"So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy"""
"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."
"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."
"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."