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Joke of the Day

"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "

"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."

"It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance."

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."

"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"

"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."

"[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids? ""kids?"""