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Joke of the Day
"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""
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"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
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"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."