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Joke of the Day
"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""
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"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."
"Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges. And that's it."
"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"
"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."
"My dad posted a picture of his ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a picture of me"
"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."
"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"
"I follow back all spambots. I even star some of their tweets, because I'm looking for a spot in middle management when the robots take over."