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Joke of the Day
"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."
Next Joke
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
"Life is like a box of chocolates A woman can completely destroy one in minutes"
"Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!"
"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"
"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."
"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"
"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."
"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."