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Joke of the Day

"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"

"Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies."

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"

"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"

"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."

"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."

"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."

"people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important"

"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"