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Joke of the Day
"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"
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"Bill and Ted happen upon 20 fine young ladies... SCORE!"
"""I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."" ""A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"" ""That's where I invite a bunch of your friends and if any of them come I'll be surprised!"""
"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"
"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"
"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"I'm not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation."
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
"A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar He then sat down."