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Joke of the Day

"people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important"

"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""

"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."

"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"

"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"

"Absinthe For when you'd love to wake up in the morning...naked on a raft in your neighbour's pool, but lack the motivation"

"*double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*"

"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."