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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."
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"Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail."
"Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you."
"What is white and lies in the grass? A shleep."
"They say people couldn't have everything because they don't have enough space to put it, I say 'everything' includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily."
"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."
"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"How's your day been? Grape!"