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Joke of the Day
"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."
"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."
"Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold? Because he is a bad influenza"
"5,000 married men were surveyed as to why they like receiving oral sex. * 1% liked the warmth * 2% liked the sensation * 3% liked the eroticism * 94% just liked the peace and quiet"
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"
"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."