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Joke of the Day

"What does a man call a gorilla he loves? Haram Bae"

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"Dear Jesus- please let all my texts go to the correct person- Amen"
"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"
"What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? That depends on which one you had for starters"
"If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes."
"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"
"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."
"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"
"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""
"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."