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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."
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"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"
"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."
"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"
"What is the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and a prostitute says ""any-cock-will-do."""
"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."
"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"