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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
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"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"
"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"
"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."
"What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron? Doughnuts"
"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."
"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."