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Joke of the Day

"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."

"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"[Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam."

"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"

"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."

"Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this."

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"

"Exposure has never been higher, tourism Sierra Leone created ebola... The most effective 'viral' marketing campaign of all time."

"Women on their periods make me angry... ...I was loking up my wife's skirt last night and the red mist descended over my eyes."