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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call them ""country bumpkins""? Because in the country, you bump your kin!"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes."

"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."

"Eight. It took me eight tries to get the USB drive in the right hole. This leads me to believe that if I was a guy the sex would be horrible"

"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"

"What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon."

"Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing. It's like you could almost reach out and punch him."

"Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"

"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"