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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes."
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"The original ""Ben Hur"" was a mega hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars. The remake is a box office flop. A clear case of ""Ben Hur, Done That"""
"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another."
"Today I'm cancer free! And all the days before that, but it still counts."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"
"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."