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Joke of the Day

"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."

"I invented a new word! Plagiarism."

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her. That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."

"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("

"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"

"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"

"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."