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Joke of the Day
"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"
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"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."
"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"
"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."
"One fun thing about kids crying is trying to determine if they broke a crayon or got their arm stuck in a piece of farming equipment."
"What's different between Asians and Caucasians? We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't."
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"
"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"
"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"