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Joke of the Day

"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"

"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""

"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."

"A man walks into a police station ""My car has been stolen"" he says laughingly. ""Your car has been stolen, but why are you laughing then?"" The officer says. ""Because my wife was still in it!"""

"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."

"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."

"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."

"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."

"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."

"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""