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Joke of the Day
"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"
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"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""
"Q: How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near? A: The leash goes slack."
"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"
"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."
"I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger"
"My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent."
"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"