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Joke of the Day

"[Bar] ""Two long necks please"" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down"

"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"

"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"

"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul. Heard it on ""The Forbidden Room"" on Netflix"

"I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex... I still can't reach it..."

"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."

"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."

"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"