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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."

"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."

"Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?"

"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"

"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"

"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"I thought I was listening to a Maroon 5 song on the radio when I realized that the radio is off and I need to have my brakes changed."

"Deep in the jungles of Vietnam... ...you don't know what's friend and what's pho"