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Joke of the Day
"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless"
"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."
"What do you call a thirsty cow? A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is."
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"What is Bill Clintons favorite instrument to play? His Whore-Monica"
"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
"Those ""You Are Here"" maps at bus stops are very simple in Detroit. They all just say ""Fucked."""
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."