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Joke of the Day
"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"
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"What's the Addams Family's favorite cocktail? Mortinis"
"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."
"My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We took off for the weekend and left him some food. In your face, loser!"
"DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?"
"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"
"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"
"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."