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Joke of the Day
"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"
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"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."
"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
"A closed mouth gathers no fries."
"What do you call a sink that doesn't work? A faux-cet."
"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"