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Joke of the Day
"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
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"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"
"0 Two muffins baking in the oven. One says ""Bloody hell! It's hot in here."" The other spins around..... ""AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!! GET ME OUT!!!!"""
"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."
"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now"
"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."
"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"
"I have a serious self-loathing problem! Trust me to say that..."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"