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Joke of the Day
"What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones because they have two left feet."
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"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"
"Son, I found some drugs in your backpack ""Dad I swear they're not mine"" DAMMIT SUSAN, THEY ARENT HIS. 1st time we were proud and you blew it"
"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."
"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"
"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."