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"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
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"'My boobs fall to the side when I lay down' is the new 'my boobs are real.'"
"One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face."
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"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"