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Joke of the Day

"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast? M'mosa"

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"

"""If you woke up with Vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody?"" ""Um No"" ""Wanna go camping?"""

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"I look at beautiful girls the same way I look at traffic. Meaning that I'm stuck and going nowhere with them"

"I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."