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Joke of the Day

"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""

"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."

"What will be served at Trump's inagural dinner? Crackers."

"There's a support group for burned-out hacker/activists who want to give up the habit. It's called Anonymous Anonymous."

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other? ""No homo."""

"You - The food smells wonderful Me - That's me I burped"

"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud!"

"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"