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Joke of the Day
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
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"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"
"There were two fish in a tank. There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer."
"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"
"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""
"Would you like a havarti sandwich? No thank you, havarti got a sandwich! *rim shot*"