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Joke of the Day

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"

"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"

"Eskimos.. What do eskimos do when it gets cold? They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder? They turn on the candle."

"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."

"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."

"ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business."

"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"New York: The city that never sleeps. Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday. Paris: The city that never sleeps alone."