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Joke of the Day
"Twitter birth control: airfare"
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"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."
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"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."
"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."
"My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse."
"Back home from the chinese paralympics."
"How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."