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Joke of the Day
"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."
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"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."
"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little knotsies."
"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."
"I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. ""The big hand is on the...."""
"What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert? bakLAVA"
"If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?"
"want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door,"
"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"