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Joke of the Day
"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."
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"Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer. And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!"
"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."
"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."
"What do you call a dead fly? a flew"
"Our culture is like a fungus. It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?"
"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"
"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."