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Joke of the Day

"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""

"Where do pigs park their cars? In porking lots."

"What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know."

"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."

"What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow? Besides a tiny, brief panic attack?"

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around!"

"What do you call the illegitimate son of a man with a big face? A cheeky bastard."

"The memory foam in my mattress is probably wishing it could forget me."