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Joke of the Day
"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"
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"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."
"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"
"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him."
"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."
"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."